The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kupp's stadium. Only over Kupp.
- Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.