The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kupp runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.