The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kupp gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kupp's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.