The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.