The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kupp's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.