The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.