The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.