The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- Kupp will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.