The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.