The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.