The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.