The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.