The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.