The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.