The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.