The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kupp's stadium. Only over Kupp.
- Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.