The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.