The Phantom Flag Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.