The Phantom Flag Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.