The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.