The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.