The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.