The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kupp's stadium. Only over Kupp.
- Kupp tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.