The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.