The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kupp runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.