The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.