The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.