The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- Kupp scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.