The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kupp scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.