The Phantom Flag Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.