The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.