The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kupp's stadium. Only over Kupp.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.