The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.