The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.