The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.