The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kupp scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.