The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.