The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Kupp's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.