The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.