The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.