The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.