The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.