The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.