The Dropped Pass Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.