The Dropped Pass Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.