The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sutton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.