The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Sutton, Sutton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.