The Dropped Pass Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sutton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.