The Phantom Holding Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sutton was due a breakout.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.