The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.